Ye Duniya Pittal di

Suna hai zindagi jeene ki bhi koi tarkeeb nahin hai

Har koi talaash raha hai, magar mili nahin hai

mandir masjid mein rishwat dekar luck kharide jaate hain

Poori ho muraad to hai aur na ho to khuda nahin hai

Jeete jaagte ki to har harkat buri hai

marr jaaye koi to bhala aadmi wahi hai

jo dikhta hai wo bikta hai yahaan

khuli aankhon pe bhi shaayad patti bandhi hai

Sach aur jhooth ka faisla koi nahin kar paaya ab tak

na sahi aur galat hai kuchh bhi

jo karm kisi ke liye achha hai, wo kisi aur ke liye bura hai

aur ye sab tai karna waala shaayad is dharti par nahin hai..

Kites

Chheen leta tha wo jab bhi koi kati patang loot kar laata tha main

bada tha mujhse main uski bahut izzat karta tha

wo sootata tha dor aur mere haath mein haandi diya karta tha

udaata bhi wahi tha, aur mujhe charkhi pakda diya karta tha

Use koi aawaaz deta tha to patang main sambhalta tha

idhar udhar na karna bolkar jaata tha

phir koi patang aakar mera patang kaat deti thi

Aur main dor sameta karta tha

Ek din khud se hi patang udaane ki soch baitha

dor nahin thi mummy ki machine ke dhaaga soot liya

patang nahin tha ghar pade polythene se bana liya

Aur udaakar maine patangg sambhaal liya

sach nahin maanoge pehli patang usi ki kaati thi

jise dor kabhi sootani nahin aati thi

mujhe ilzaam diya karta tha, use kuchh gyaan nahin tha

udaane ka style tha bas, dor mein bhagwaan nahin tha..

The Unpredictable Wife

Zakhmon pe namak lagaana to koi unse seekhe

bujhi aag sulagaana koi unhi se seeekhe

Jab bhi bolte hain kuchh anokha bolte hain

Aur bol kar mukar jana bhi koi unse seekhe

Kuchh bhi ho magar sab kuchh achha lagta hai

unke ladne mein bhi pyaar jhalakta hai

Aur ladne ke baad jab muskuraate hain apni harkaten yaad karke

ek pal mein badal jaana koi unse seekhe

Galti kisi ki bhi ho sorry humse bulwaate hain

Chaaye banwaani ho to maska bhi attitude mein lagaate hain

Aisa nahin ke gussa sirf unhen hi aata hai

Mere gussa hone par shaant ho jaana koi unse seekhe

Dost banane mein mahir hain ye aur dosti todne mein bhi waqt nahin lagaate

Zara sa koi bura lag jaaye to uska kabhi phone nahin uthaate

Haan magar kisi ki madad karne mein bhi nahin ghabraate

Dushmanon se bhi dosti nibhana koi unse seekhe

Cooking ka bhi shauq hai inhe magar experiment bahut karte hain

kai baar zyaada achha banaane ke chakkar mein bura ban jaata hai

Dil rakhne ke liye hum tareef kar dete hain magar wo chehra padh lete hain

Khud ki hi galti pe naaraaz ho jaana koi unse seekhe

Shopping pe to chahe inhen roz le jaao kabhi thakte nahin hain

phir bhi kisi function mein jaana ho to inke paas dress nahin hai

Almiraah dekhoge inki to haath ghusaane ki jagah nahin hai

Ghar pe kapdon ki dukaan lagaana koi inse seekhe :)

Bewafa Sanam

Adaalat bhi uski thi, faisla lene waale bhi uske the

ilzaam bhi usne diye aur wakaalat bhi khud ki

kai baar multabi kiya gaya hai mere ishq ka mukaddama

Aaj sochta hoon wafa kardoon bewafa bankar..

Aam Aadmi

Wo ja raha hai dekho zimmedaar aadmi

subaha se shaam office mein waqt kaatkar

Raat ko thak-kar so jaane waala,

Har roz ghar aur office ke kaam se ghira hai kabeeldaar aadmi

Kai baar to raat ko bhi chain se nahin so paata

baar baar kisi aahat ko sunkar uth jaata hai

yakeen jab hota hai use ke sab theek hai

tab jaakar aankh lagata hai neend se pehredaar aadmi

Mahine ke shuruwaat mein salary milne par khush rehta hai

10-15 din khoob udata hai ghar waalon ki zarooraton par

Khud shaam ko quarter laga leta hai

mahine ke aakhir mein thoda chidchida rehta hai ye dildaar aadmi

magar phir bhi manage kar hi leta hai, hai to hoshiyaar aadmi

Ghar pe biwi ki naukri karta hai aur baahar babu logon ki

Kai baar gusse ko pee jaata hai aur kai baar nikaal leta hai doston par

BAchpan ko yaad karta hai aur rota hai

kaise paala tha use maa-baap ne banakar 'sartaaj aadmi'

Aaj khudi hi ko wo maanta hai wo 'Gunehgaar aadmi'

Kar bhi kya sakta hai kyonki waqt ke haathon hai laachaar aadmi

Phir bhi isi dhun mein jiye ja raha hai

ke kisi ko khushi de paa raha hai, kisi ke liye kuchh kar paa raha hai

Duniya ke riti riwaazon se har waqt joojhta rehta hai

Zindagi ka saath chhodne par phoolon ki maala ki saath latka hai deewar aadmi

Dosti

Kuchh is tarah se hum apna bachpann bita liya karte the,

kuchh dost har waqt rehte the meri taak mein aur kuchh ko hum bula liya karte the..

Falsafa

Boond boond se agar saagar banta hai to mera ghar sookha kyon hai Ghalib

Uske bichadne se lekar ab tak meri aankhen ne kabhi sookha nahin dekha.